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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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