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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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