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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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