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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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