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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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