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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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