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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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