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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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