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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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