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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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