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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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