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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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