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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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