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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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