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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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