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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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