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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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