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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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