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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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