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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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