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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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