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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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