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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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