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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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