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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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