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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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