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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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