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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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