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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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