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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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