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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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