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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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