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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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