Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.