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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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