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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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