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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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