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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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