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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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