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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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