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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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