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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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