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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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