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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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