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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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