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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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