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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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