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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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