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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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