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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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