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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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