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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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