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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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