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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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