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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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