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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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