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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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