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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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