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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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