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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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