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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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